1. Everyone must be a construction worker

    I see a lot of people walking in the mornings. It’s summer and I guess people want to be outside exercising. Good for them. Why do they feel compelled to wear orange safety vets? Is it so fucking hazardous now to walk while the sun is shining? I don’t want to live in a world where we must wear all this safety gear just to walk around. Why must the safety burden fall solely on the people not in cars?